I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin and I'll whoop your sorry ass if you get in my way!
I like beer... no... I LOVE beer! Where is the beer? Tell me you sorry son of a bitch! WHERE'S THE BEER?!?!
I do what I want, when I want, however I want.
Height: 6 foot 2 Weight: 252 pounds From: Victoria, Texas Finishing Move: Stone Cold Stunner Career Highlights: WWE Champion; Intercontinental Champion; World Tag Team Champion; King Of The Ring 1996; 1997, 1998, 2001 Royal Rumble winner; WCW U.S. Champion; WCW Tag Team Champion.
[Disclaimer: This isn't real. I'm not really Stone Cold Steve Austin/Steve Williams. I don't know him and I certainly don't own him. I'm merely role playing as the Steve Austin character. I have no money so don't sue me kthnxbi.]