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Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

Subject:"Where's Austin?"
Time:9:05 pm.
Where's Austin?!

He's right here, at home, drinkin' a God damned beer!! Where else would he be?!

*burps*
14 Drank the beer | DRINK SOME DAMN BEER!

Wednesday, April 13th, 2005

Subject:Last week
Time:8:02 am.
Mood: hungry.
Dammit that shake was disgusting. A disgrace. An abomination. A sad excuse for a drink. Stone Cold doesn't believe in low-fat drinks. He also doesn't believe in non-alcoholic drinks.

It's taken me from last week until today to fully recover from that poison. I was hacking up all over the place the morning after Raw.


I feel like I've been living in Kane's house for almost two months...
Dammit I have!!

Three days from now, yes three just because I don't feel like moving until then, me and Chubs here *points to dog* Are going home.

So... in three days Stone Cold is gunna update telling everything he's learned about that big red freak Kane.

Until then...


GO DRINK BEER!!
7 Drank the beer | DRINK SOME DAMN BEER!

Sunday, March 20th, 2005

Subject:Phone calls from psychos. Squirrel hunting. Beer.
Time:2:41 am.
Mood: weird.
That crazy sum bitch Kane called a few days ago asking if he could "borrow" Stone Cold's dog...





to hunt squirrels.


Stone Cold said "Go to hell you crazy bastard"

Then Kane offered Stone Cold beer!... A whole crate full of beer. I laughed. But then he offered two crates o' beer AND a bottle of tequila.

So I said I'd let that psycho borrow my dog but I'd be there to... supervise.

While I drink the beer.

So right now I'm sitting in Kane's house. Drinking beer.


Who else knew that Kane talks in his sleep? He's three rooms away but I can still here the stupid big red freaky bastard.
17 Drank the beer | DRINK SOME DAMN BEER!

Saturday, October 2nd, 2004

Subject:everything makes me sick
Time:1:14 pm.
Mood: aggravated.
*coughs to get everyones attention.. it doesn't work*

*coughs AGAIN very loudly.. still doesn't work*

*grabs megaphone and screams into it* LISTEN UP YOU BUNCH OF PANSIES!! STONE COLD'S BACK AND HE'S GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAY!!

now you Rey Mysterio.... are you the LIVEJOURNAL POLICE?! If someone doesn't update they get poked you?! *realizes that sounds perverse but doesn't give a rats ass* Son I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin and I'll update whenever the hell I want!! So don't be thinking you bullied me into updating because you didn't!! I'm updating because right now I feel like it!!

Christian you sorry son of a bitch!! I've been hearing rumors about you.. rumors that you were seen in a bridal store with a Hardy boy and your brother... and you were trying on a bridesmaids dress!! Now tell me right now you C.L.B... IS IT TRUE?! DO YOU LIKE WEARING WOMENS CLOTHING NOW!? You all make me sick *raises lip in disgust*

The other day(aka 5 tuesdays ago) Stone Cold decided that he should go get out and his own book.. why? because Chub here *points to dog formerly known as Steve Jr.* ate my old copy!! So Stone Cold decided he'd get a new one, hopped on his ATV and drove to nearest book store(25 miles away), parked right outside the door and went inside....

And those bastards wanted Stone Cold to PAY for his own book!! *face reddens in anger* I was leaving the damn crap hole when this smarmy jackass grabbed my arm(mistake number 1) and said "Sir you have to pay for that"(mistake number 2) So I gave the lil' pimple faced jackass security guard what was coming to him... the Stone Cold Stunner!!

This whole thing sickens me *throws empty beer can over his shoulder*
3 Drank the beer | DRINK SOME DAMN BEER!

Sunday, March 21st, 2004

Subject:My ATV, beer, that B.F.B Kane,and a couple of pansys
Time:4:41 am.
Mood: where's the beer?!.
So Stone Cold drove around for a while on his ATV lookin' for Kane... but did Stone Cold find Kane... NO!! WHAT?! I SAID NO!! WHAT?! I SAID I COULDN'T FIND THAT BIG FREAKY BASTARD!!


BUUUUUUUUUUT!! I did almost mow down Mick Foley! WHAT?! I said I almost squashed him like a bug! WHAT?! I said I almost flattened and splattered his ass all over the hotel loby !!.... YEAH STONE COLD WAS DRIVING AROUND ON HIS FOUR-WHEELER IN THE HOTEL!! A few stupid sum bitch security gaurds tried to stop me but I just jumped off my ATV, stunned their sorry asses and then on continued my search when suddenly in the distance, at the end of the hallway, I saw a blur... I saw a big blur!! A big red blur!!... I THOUGHT IT WAS KANE!! So I sped up, planning to run him down. But as I got closer I realized it was Foley!! I was going so fast I had to swerve to miss his fat ass... But I did manage to miss him... I crashed into the wall but Foley didn't get hurt so everything was just fine!! So we shared a beer. Had a nice long talk about those jackasses Evolution!!

And after that I pulled my ATV outta the rubble formerly known as 'The Wall' and continued on my search for Kane.. still can't find that C.B.B... Did pass Cade and Jindrak making out in the hall way though... disturbing scene I tell ya!!

I need more beer!!! *drives away to get more beer*
31 Drank the beer | DRINK SOME DAMN BEER!

Sunday, March 7th, 2004

Subject:WHAT?!
Time:1:55 pm.
Mood: angry.
WHAT?! This is Stone Cold Steve Austin you sorry sum bitches!! I read some of you sorry asses journals and they make me sick! WHAT!?!? I said they make me sick!!

And if any of you dirty S.O.B's come here to Stone Colds journal and start mouthing off at me I shall hunt you down like the dog you are and stomp a mud hole in your ass!!


now...

WHERE'S THE BEER?!?!
2 Drank the beer | DRINK SOME DAMN BEER!

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